Hear Ye, Hear Ye...

I really shouldn't have looked at the Black Friday sales.

It has turned out to be a terrible idea for me.

In other non-related news, 

who would like to buy me a griddle, a food processor, 

and a Kitchen Aid stand mixer.

Try for these on Friday for prices

$9.97, $2.97, and $149.00 respectively.

And don't worry if the store is like this one:

And to prepare you even more, Walmart has drawn up a

nifty map for you to use on your quest to find your favorite items.

Good luck and Godspeed!