I originally watched this video
in one of my American Studies classes in college.
I found it again today on Gajitz.
It's interesting how threatened
America felt during that time (aka The Cold War),
and made sure that everyone was "prepared" for
any kind of disaster.
However, I don't think hiding under a wooden desk
or cowering against a wall
is going to protect anyone from an "A" bomb.
I especially don't think a tortoise
is going to make it either.
I leave you to your own commentary on this instructional video.
One last question: A newspaper can save you from a severe burn?
Don't forget the catchy jingle!